Lazy duo Dan and Jane didn’t surface their little hungover selves until gone 1pm (probably passed out from the alcohol) However I am only guessing as I have not used the spy hole. Anyway I digress.
After breakfast, Jane ate cold pasta and Dan some cornflakes with 2 tonnes of sugar on, they went jean shopping, unsuccessfully. Several hours they returned tired, hungry with pizza menus and chocolate. At this stage Dan was having a panic attack and having withdrawl symptoms, so he grabbed his laptop and settled in for the night.
Skills pizza, not so skills musical entertainment for the evening. However, after some decent ignoring skills from the ‘Pizza Gang’, he buggered off, we think, to his hole in the garage.
The evening was pretty chilled, so much so, that Nick , thats me, Hi. I’m from london and I’m 28 years of age. I once got caught having a wank by my mum , buts thats a whole different story. Again, I digress. I’ve taken control of the diary and am currently writing words such as these in a linear order to make up sentences that, when read all together make sense linguistically in our conceptual world to describethe objective world we experience.
Anyway, as they say in Israel, I will see you tomorrow, or in my case, I won’t. I’d like to say its been a pleasure but it hasn’t. I am so full I knew I shouldnt have eaten that slice of cake.
Nicholas ‘The Jambuster General’ Malin The IV Earl of Barnetsville